Fashionista’s Agony

RED SHOES, WHITE SHOES, BROWNS AND BLUES

GOD, THERE ARE SO MANY HUES!

LEATHER, PLASTIC, FABRIC TOO.

STITCHED AND MOLDED, ASSEMBLED WITH GLUE.

SLIP-ON, VELCROED, BUTTONED AND TIED

ALL THESE AND MANY MORE HAVE BEEN TRIED.

STACK-HEELED, HIGH HEELED, HARD RUBBER SOLED.

MANY BRAND NEW, BUT OTHERS QUITE OLD.

STILLETOS, TOE SHOES, GOING TO AND FRO SHOES

BOW SHOES, LOW SHOES, “LOOK AT ME IN MY ‘HO’ SHOES.”

GOLD, BRONZE, SILVER, STRIPED AND STIPPLED

ALL THIS FASHION HAS LEFT ME CRIPPLED.

CROOKED LITTLE TOES AND BLACKENED NAILS–

DO I STILL LOOK SEXY TO YOU MALES?

WITH ALL THIS PAIN, HOW CAN I EXIST?

PLEASE!  SOMEONE FIND ME A PODIATRIST.

ANESTHETIZED, THEN TENDONS SEVERED

PINS IN DIGITS WITH PILLOWS LEVERED.

DISCOMFORT ABOUNDS FOR MONTHS ON END…

THEN PINS REMOVED SO TOES CAN BEND.

SOCKS WITH HOLES AND MOON BOOTS WORN

ALL OF THIS AND THEN–NEW FEET ARE BORN.

AND NOW, WITH NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

AGAIN I TRY ON ALL THOSE SHOES.

I SQUEEZE, I WHEEZE, BUT THERE’S NO KEY

TO END THIS FOOTWEAR AGONY.

I’M MAKING A STATEMENT.  TO ALL I DECLARE:

“‘TIL KINGDOM COME, MY FEET WILL GO BARE!”

                                                                                                                    Jan Chapman

                                                                                                                    February, 2007

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